Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.