Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are our chosen family.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.