Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.