Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.