Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.