Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are our chosen family.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Our craziness made us best friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.