Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends are our chosen family.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

All the best people are crazy.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.