Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is the key to everything

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.