Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.