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આ દિપાવલી આપના જીવનમાં ઉમંગ અને ઉત્સાહ લાવે, આંતરિક જ્યોત પ્રગટાવી, આત્મવિશ્વાસ જગાવે. સમૃદ્ધિ અને સૌભાગ્ય આપના દ્વારે સદાય બિરાજે, શાંતિ, સુમેળ અને પ્રચુરતાથી આપનું જીવન શોભે. 🙏

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

All the best people are crazy.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.