Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.