Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.