Funny Quotes / Friends

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.