Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad