Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends are our chosen family.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.