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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.