Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.