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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is the key to everything

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.