Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.