Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.