Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

All the best people are crazy.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends are our chosen family.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.