Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.