Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is the key to everything

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.