Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.