Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Our craziness made us best friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are our chosen family.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.