Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends are our chosen family.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

All the best people are crazy.