Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.