Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Our craziness made us best friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.