Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

All the best people are crazy.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.