Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.