Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.