Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends are our chosen family.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.