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हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.