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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.