Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.