Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!