Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.