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हम तो दिलके बादशाह हैं, जो सुनते भी दिल की है, और करते भी दिल की है

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends are our chosen family.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.