Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.