Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

All the best people are crazy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.