Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.