Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।