Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.