Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

All the best people are crazy.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.