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हमने अपने नसिब से ज्यादा अपने दोस्तो पर भरोसा रखा है, क्यु की नसिब तो बहुत बार बदला है, लैकिन मेरे दोस्त अभी भी वहि है.......!

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is the key to everything

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।