Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.