Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।