Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.