Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.