Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

All the best people are crazy.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.